If you have ever fallen in or out of love, chances are that you have been paid a
visit by the Love Pirate. The Love Pirate has the responsibility of maintaining the
universe's supply of the most powerful emotion, bestowing and repossessing love
as we see fit (okay, we confess. . . the formula is just a series of random numbers).
To demonstrate the universilty of our product, our raw materials are used
in the products and services of members of the realm of Heaven,
including Utopian Societies,
Pious, and Heavens Demons.